Johnny Punani2 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French? Signed, Worried About My Reputation :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 That is now getting forwarded around my office... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Hmmm ... that's a toughie. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleSteve Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by Henry Hmmm ... that's a toughie. :laugh: Agreed, Henry. What was Abby's response? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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