Mickalino Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Remember when Bruce Smith slept in the lobby at a hotel because Big Daddy snored so loud ? Well, whoever has the misfortune of being Kenard Lang's roommate will be doing the same thing, in light of the recent change in Kenard's hygiene habits, according to this report : Success may smell sweet to DE Kenard Lang, but his teammates may disagree as the week progresses. Lang joked he wouldn't change anything out of superstition, including his clothes. "I've got to keep everything the same," Lang said. "I'm not bathing. I'm wearing the same outfit. I'm not brushing my teeth. I'm not combing my hair." [ by Mick on October 26, 2001.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 26, 2001 Author Share Posted October 26, 2001 In addition, look for Lang to get at least 3 sacks Sunday, by virtue of Kerry Collins fainting from the foul smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 God help everyone at FedEx if the team goes on a winning streak-<IMG SRC="http://www.extremeskins.com/ubb/ieeee.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Hey, they DO say the best defense is a good offense. Here's to the sweet smell of victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Who let Joe Jacoby talk to him? Anybody remember the stories of him not showering and pissing on himself to try and make touching him as disgusting as possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 26, 2001 Author Share Posted October 26, 2001 Or perhaps Kenard has just discovered a sly method of deterring the annoying crowds of autograph-seekers without being rude. Just one whiff by all those rushing 8-year old boys holding pen and pad, and suddenly Lang is left alone while suddenly Central McClellion looks like a better choice for an autograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Looks like he's found a new nickname...Kenard "Fritos & Butt" Lang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 gbear, I think that was Schlereth that used to be infamous for smelling up the trenches. Didn't they nickname him "Stinky" back on the Gibbs teams? ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.compucheap.com/fungraph/pee.gif" border=0><IMG SRC="http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/binladen_osama.jpg" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyskinsfan Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Yeah and when teammates start getting nicknames and getting tighter with each other, that transends a better team relationship. I know also there were some awful teams with plenty of teammates with nicknames, but Lang's playing good and a name like "Funkmiester" or Kenard "funky clubber" Lang aint bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 27, 2001 Author Share Posted October 27, 2001 Interesting concept to piss on oneself to deter the opponent. But I think it's taking it a bit overboard. Eventually they're going to come up with a penalty for that : "Unnecessary use of Urine. Offense. 10 yards. Still 2nd down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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