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Burial at sea (Blonde Joke)


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Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away; and the two blondes kept their promise.

They set off from New London , CT with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie? Barbie slipped over the side; and finding the water only knee deep said, Nope, not yet, Bubbles.

So they rowed a little farther.... Again Bubbles asked Barbie, Do you think were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost immediately said, No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed; and finally Barbie slipped over the side and disappeared. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles was really getting worried, when suddenly Barbie broke the surface.

Gasping for breath she said, OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.

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