Est.1932 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 This makes me happy, TO is already staring in shows (dont retire to act TO), Tony Homo is all over the place and reports are he and Simpson are no more, and lets not get started about PACMAN... So when I heard that they would be featured on Hard Knocks HBO's reality show about offseason football I got a little excited about what that could do to our divisions "golden team"... The points below came from Colin Cowherd, and I thought they seemed valid... Other Reality Shows and the results Newly Weds Featuring Nick and Jessica (simpson) = Divorce Hard Knocks (Ravens after SB) = Crap Season Ozzbournes = even more messed up Ozzbourne situation Hogan Knows Best = Divorce Any Real World = DRAMA Can you just see TO trying to get to the camera all the time and tell the world that I "Love me some me"... To bad I cant find the statements Colin Cowherd made, but you get the point... (if anyone can find them please post) Blog from: http://www.uweblogsports.blogspot.com/ Not that the Dallas Cowboys off-season has been boring, it's just been ... dumb. Over the past three months, there have been probably a dozen non-draft Cowboys tidbits that I haven't blogged on. Not that this blog the end-all, be-all of Cowboys news and opinions, but, geez, those dozen stories are really idiotic and if it involved a Tampa Bay Buccaneer rather than a Cowboy, it'd be a non-story. You have Tony Romo sits to pee going Hollywood and singing and golfing. Terrell Owens is making his acting debut. And, no, it's not a porno. Roy Williams is whining about his role in the defense (see: tackling, coverage, etc.). And the team's renaming streets for its new home. But the big news is that the Cowboys will be the feature team in the upcoming season of HBO's "Hard Knocks," a documentary-type show that goes behind the scenes of a NFL team every year. With that said, the top 10 things the "Hard Knocks" cameras should pick up: 10. Roy Williams just wondering if he fits in anywhere (cue after-school special music). 9. Wade Phillips gunning down a critter. Probably possum. 8. About 3,000 shocked Dallas Cowboys fans at training camp realizing the team re-hired Dave Campo. 7. Tony Romo sits to pee smirking into the camera explaining that he's just there to play football and the media plays up the extraneous stuff because they have nothing better to do. 6. Terrell Owens. 5. Pacman ... oops Adam Jones behaving. Not making it rain. 4. Defensive end Greg Ellis ****ing about his contract and wondering if the Cowboys are truly invested in him. Demands new contract. 3. Assistant coach Jason Garrett measuring the dimensions of Wade Phillips' office. 2. Owner/GM Jerry Jones running offensive drills. 1. Terrell Owens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21LightsOut21 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Awesome, I can't stand the cowpoos. I only wished it was them that went 1-15 last year. I hope they implode, startin with Wade Phillips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Since this has nothing to do with or pretains to the Skins it shoul really be in ATN. Misery loves company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21LightsOut21 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 hahah I think it's funny how its always the same people replying to everyone threads with the "already posted" bit, or the "should be in ATN" bit. Did someone hire y'all to go on every thread and be the "enforcer" ?? hahaha it's not bad it's just super funny to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21LightsOut21 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 oh yeah, and then y'all dont even say anything pertaining to the subject at hand. comical THREAD COPS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCDefectors Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Out of a messy start in this thread lay some grains of truth. This Hard Knocks thing reeks of bad omen and I don't enjoy the prospects of this one bit. Huge mistake on Jerrah's part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I am grateful every year that this doesn't happen to us. Don't get me wrong, it's a great show and worth the watch, but not worth the drama that can inevitably unfold for your football team. I'm pretty sure Jerruh was on camera cutting players in his office during the previous Cowboys incarnation of this show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasTomasz Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just play some football. Seriously, is being on a show like this really necessary? Just looking at what it did to the Ravens is enough to make me want to avoid it for another football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDVFinest Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 This makes me happy, TO is already staring in shows (dont retire to act TO), Tony Homo is all over the place and reports are he and Simpson are no more, and lets not get started about PACMAN... So when I heard that they would be featured on Hard Knocks HBO's reality show about offseason football I got a little excited about what that could do to our divisions "golden team"...The points below came from Colin Cowherd, and I thought they seemed valid... Other Reality Shows and the results Newly Weds Featuring Nick and Jessica (simpson) = Divorce Hard Knocks (Ravens after SB) = Crap Season Ozzbournes = even more messed up Ozzbourne situation Hogan Knows Best = Divorce Any Real World = DRAMA Can you just see TO trying to get to the camera all the time and tell the world that I "Love me some me"... To bad I cant find the statements Colin Cowherd made, but you get the point... (if anyone can find them please post) Blog from: http://www.uweblogsports.blogspot.com/ Not that the Dallas Cowboys off-season has been boring, it's just been ... dumb. Over the past three months, there have been probably a dozen non-draft Cowboys tidbits that I haven't blogged on. Not that this blog the end-all, be-all of Cowboys news and opinions, but, geez, those dozen stories are really idiotic and if it involved a Tampa Bay Buccaneer rather than a Cowboy, it'd be a non-story. You have Tony Romo sits to pee going Hollywood and singing and golfing. Terrell Owens is making his acting debut. And, no, it's not a porno. Roy Williams is whining about his role in the defense (see: tackling, coverage, etc.). And the team's renaming streets for its new home. But the big news is that the Cowboys will be the feature team in the upcoming season of HBO's "Hard Knocks," a documentary-type show that goes behind the scenes of a NFL team every year. With that said, the top 10 things the "Hard Knocks" cameras should pick up: 10. Roy Williams just wondering if he fits in anywhere (cue after-school special music). 9. Wade Phillips gunning down a critter. Probably possum. 8. About 3,000 shocked Dallas Cowboys fans at training camp realizing the team re-hired Dave Campo. 7. Tony Romo sits to pee smirking into the camera explaining that he's just there to play football and the media plays up the extraneous stuff because they have nothing better to do. 6. Terrell Owens. 5. Pacman ... oops Adam Jones behaving. Not making it rain. 4. Defensive end Greg Ellis ****ing about his contract and wondering if the Cowboys are truly invested in him. Demands new contract. 3. Assistant coach Jason Garrett measuring the dimensions of Wade Phillips' office. 2. Owner/GM Jerry Jones running offensive drills. 1. Terrell Owens. Maybe you should worry more about developing a qb or getting some O and D line help. The Boys will be just fine. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDFan5 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just play some football. Seriously, is being on a show like this really necessary? Just looking at what it did to the Ravens is enough to make me want to avoid it for another football team. The Ravens went 10-6 and won a playoff game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenderoftheStar Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I am grateful every year that this doesn't happen to us. Don't get me wrong, it's a great show and worth the watch, but not worth the drama that can inevitably unfold for your football team. I'm pretty sure Jerruh was on camera cutting players in his office during the previous Cowboys incarnation of this show. OH no!!!!!!!!!!! Drama on a football team and it can only crawl out if its on a show? Blasphemy. Yeah, like Chad Johnsons endorements of getting out of Cincy was to get Hard Knocks to go to Cincy and star him, but alls well now over there. Please, you are going to get drama over every aspect as long as humans are there. You dont think there was a bit of drama in the Skins locker room when Collins and this team had a shot at the playoffs and went for it and you are telling me some didnt question Campbell? I am sure 1 or 2 did. Drama is going to happen with a bunch of millionaires in one small area. You have money issues, ego, coach issues and who has the better Cadillac issues. You want to talk drama, i would have loved to seen the Cowboys locker room after Larry Allen went after Cortez for missing a chip shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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