fuji869 Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 And even more French Bashing! Why are French streets tree-lined? So the Germans can march in the shade. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French army. How many gears does a French tank have? Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind). FOR SALE: French rifles . . . never fired, only dropped once. Dennis Miller specializes in anti-French humor. "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq," Miller says. "The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies." That last one is more than a joke. It's shrewd commentary. It captures why the French make such poor allies.! when they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of our American soldiers in Normandy and take them home? No French answer was ever recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratoman Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by fuji869 It's shrewd commentary. It captures why the French make such poor allies.! when they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of our American soldiers in Normandy and take them home? No French answer was ever recorded. F!@# THE FRENCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by fuji869 And even more French Bashing! when they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of our American soldiers in Normandy and take them home? No French answer was ever recorded. Great post. I want to know what the hell are we waiting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Good question. Hell if I know. Cannon fodder? So we can tell where the fight is by looking in the direction the french are running from? So their women can teach hairy American men how to shave their backs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Could we use them for target practice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Couldn't we use them for target practice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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