JMS Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist] % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate George Bush's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 And now we know why Unix sys admins don't do children's parties. Actually, I thought a few were quite clever, if not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 OK, I'll offer one definition: IP address: Location of the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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