The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Damn, I always thought you were the kid with down syndrome when I went into the falls church wendys at 1 in the morn. Oh well. Did you tell anybody on this baord about your secret man crush on Micahel Westbrook? Did you tell them how you waited at his house just to touch him? why don't you tell everybody about your "special" room in your house that has what you claim to be a "picture of Westbrooks right testicle" Tell them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 yeah, tell us i got one more hour til i'm off and this is keeping me entertained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Also tell them why you prefer to be called "The Nutsack Bandit" And while your at it, tell them about your Pee Wee Herman tatoo you got when you "were so drunk it felt like someone was sticking a baseball bat in my rectum" Don't be shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Hmm, lets tally this up. Homosexual jokes: Cowboykilla - zero Smoot21 - 392,000 Is anyone else getting a little suspicious here? Funny thing is, anytime Smoot brings someone to tailgate with the DTC, a special "friend" as he calls them, it's always a dude. OH wait, we can't forget your 18 year old girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 gethim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I must say though, "Nutsack Bandit" had me crackin up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 She was 19, I was 21, thats not that funny. I remember that game, we both got blow jobs, I got one from my girlfriend, you got one from Collin My girl swallowed my ****, Colin gave you the ol' snowblower routine though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Speakin of fetishes Mr. Jimmy Mc"gold"tooth: Many people don't know what that "gold" refers to. Golden showers happen to be one of McGOLDtooth's favorite past times. Unfortunately for his friends, he tries to talk his boys in to taking leaks into his mouth. The cap on his tooth is from urine that crusted in his mouth and permanently attatched itself to a molar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Nice one You have just gone to far now. Cowboykilla gave me some tapes for our DVD, there was a section that was NOT taken at Fed Ex field, it was in his bedroom and he was fingering a little Asian boy's ******* on camera. Sorry, I had to tell them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Smoot's obviously ran out of comebacks. It took him 5 minutes to come up with that. Fingering little boys? Weak. Not gonna respond to that. Try again, to test the NEW REIGNING INTERNET SMACK CHAMPION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 I do work you know. I wish I could live the life of a college student, eat, ****, sleep, eat, ****, sleep. 5 minutes, do you still have your Strawberry Shortcake Stopwatch? The reason you don't respond, is your out of comebacks. I will verbally destroy you, and you know this. Your next comeback must be in rap form, so start singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Smoot, no one wants to hear your sorry *** rhymes. We witnessed it on Cyberskins, and we all held in our disses b/c we like you. You're a nice kid, but you're not a freestyler. In fact, me and GP333 were both embarrassed FOR you. Let's not get into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Your rhymes were like listening to a cat in a blender. I can't wait for your CD to hit the area. It will be bigger than big. What was it called again? Oh, I remeber now I am a Smelly Irish Kid Can't wait, corned beef breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Bad breath? Is that all you got? I used to cut down on my friends like that in 3rd grade. I can't wait for your DVD to come out. Oh wait a minute, it's by NO MEANS your DVD. You didn't do sh*t on the DVD. I AM THE DVD. I am the only one who stepped up and created great footage. You sat in the background while I did all the stuff that required balls. So here's a hint: Grow some and used them ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 haha this got good you 2 still joking or is it personal? i'm out fellas -- thanks for the entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 No prob thito. We are boys till death. The DTC is a brotherhood. We're mostly just playin. Mostly. Okay, I hate smoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Your DVD? Your DVD? Please. I am doing the DVD, your just in it. That is if I don't edit your ugly face out. Go back to your Ebay business http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2912525731&category=3193 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF4L Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 You people are insane. But pretty funny though, I have to admit. What was your seach string on ebay for that gem, Smoot21?:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 Ah yes.....the type of "Oh Yea"..Yea"...."And another thing" type thread, ( not to mention a DTC promotion), that will make the mods swell with pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 22, 2003 Author Share Posted February 22, 2003 This isnt a DTC promotion *******. Get that stick out of your ***. Why do you even waste your time responding? Did you feel that you had to come on to this thread and make it known how you felt again. Your a dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 :laugh: Dork? Dork? :laugh: My 4 1/2 yo nephew calls other kids dork. Well, that answers that. So let's see. A quiz titled DTC Trivia. With 3 out of 5 questions devoted to the DTC. Hmmmm yea...got ya ... no promotion there. Interesting. A poster, who doesn’t support the DTC, a dissenting opinion if you will, is quickly labeled a “hater” and told to mind their own business. Well now wouldn’t this be the boring “public forum” if that were the rule of thumb for everything posted here. Admittedly you almost had me on wasting my time. Because that really is what responding to this thread and many of your other ones really is... a waste of time. Hell, not one person over on CNPD even responded to this very same thing. Guess they know better. I should know better. For that matter, except a couple of exceptions, it’s you and killa trading what I guess are some witty barbs. So. Why waste my time? Let me break it down for you Smoot. It’s a public forum. Provided to us by the good graces and hard work of the Owner and others. What that means is opinions are freely expressed. Even…gasp…. dissenting ones. I’ve told you before not everyone is going to be a fan, and therefore you and the rest of the DTC are going to hear from those people as much as you will hear from those who are fans. Time to stop being so sensitive and just deal with it. If You’re going to waste your time with threads like this, (Which, besides a couple of token trivia questions, provide nothing of value where Redskins, football, or anything else for that matter except DTC promotion), then I’ll waste my time posting on them. Get the hint from CNPD and here Smoot. Get that stick out of your *** and realize that not too many around give a …well….. you know…. About the DTC. The only thing that happens with threads like this one, especially where you are concerned, is it quickly degenerates into an us against them slamfest. Quite frankly this is something, IMHO, that this board doesn’t need or want. I’m not an owner or a mod, just a poster who gives a damn about this board. That’s why I’ll waste my time responding. I don’t pretend to even believe I’m speaking for others here, but for my part, I just don’t believe in ignoring the kids when they are acting up. So deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 24, 2003 Author Share Posted February 24, 2003 Hell, not one person over on CNPD even responded to this very same thing It wasnt a thread that needed a response. It clearly stated to e-mail me the answers. 17 posters did. Your the only ******* that posted something negative. I guess being a sexually deprived bald man stuck in Utah has finally gotten to you. Thats too bad. Have a nice day. I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavarwillkillyou Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 PCS, How was anyone acting up?? You just have nothing better to do then trying to come into a thread to start ****. This thread didn't involve you. How about you step off your soapbox, get on your knees, and blow us. Out #23 Bruuuuuuuuuuce Branch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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