Spaceman Spiff Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 From a funny email fwd... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. 5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me! 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f____ing problem. 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___? 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner, a__hole? 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die. 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__. 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm not on salary. 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__. 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you God? 18 ) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck. Thank You For Your Consideration, Human Resources Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Eh, it was OK. Not the funniest stuff. Maybe it's just cuz I haven't had a job that involved me working in an office yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Number 12 had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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