fuji869 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 This one is...G-r-e-aaa-t! A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Frosted flakes.... Ahem.... er...Fuji? I'd be c-a-r-e-f-u-l with those blonde jokes around here... never know who may be watching. :asta: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Try another one...... Red Ears A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears? "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?" "The son-of-a-b!tch called back." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 And One More....... Blondie Green Side Up A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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