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Clinton Portis on Cold Pizza


Would you like the new primetime T-day game to kickoff with the Skins?  

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  1. 1. Would you like the new primetime T-day game to kickoff with the Skins?

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Has anyone been watching Cold Pizza today? Portis is on there just doing different characters. So far, hes done:

1. Coconut Jones - Pink afro, pink boa around his neck, and a coconut bra. He claims to be Troy Polomalou's doctor, and he's flown in from Hawaii to heal his bum ankle.

2. Sir Lend-a-Hand - Huge blue hippie poncho with a fake arm coming out of the neck of it holding a rubber chicken. He said hes going to take over for Bettis so he needs to eat and put on some weight. In between sentences he bites the rubber chicken.

3. Ditsy Kim - Long red-organe hair, big glasses, big necklace. He is pretending to be a very ditzy girl who thought the superbowl was a bowling event. She also pokes fun at the Vikings, putting on a vikings helmet and asking about the sex boat.

All of them are hilllllarious....I hope someone can find video of them somwhere so you guys can enjoy it...I realize not everyone on here is a lazy college student who can afford to lay around on a Friday.


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