rdsknbill Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Ok so I'm bored and someone asked me to post this A guy walks into a bar, during happy hour, with a monkey on his shoulder he sits down at the bar and the monkey sits on the bar The monkey get interested in the food sitting on the bar, picks up a carrot stick and eats it Goes down the bar a little more and helps himself to the celery sticks The other bar patrons are enjoying the entertainment A little whiile later, the monkey jumps off the bar and jumps on the pool table He picks up cue ball and swallows it The bartender flips out "Hey Man! Your stupid monkey just swallowed my cue ball. How are my customer going to be able to shoot pool now?" The owner of the monkey apologises to the bartender and gives him fourty dollars for the missing cueball, then leaves About a month later, the guy with the monkey goes back into the bar, at happy hour, and sits down The monkey starts to work his way down the bar to the food. he picks up a carrot stick, looks at it for a moment, sticks up his @$$, then eats it. He moves down the bar and does the same thing with the celery stick The bartender is outraged "Hey Man! That is DISGUSTING! What is wrong with your monkey?" The owner of the monkey clamly looks at the bartender and says "Remember when I was in here last and the monkey swallowed your cue ball?" The Bartender says "Yea, I remember" The monkey's owner says " Well, ever since he pooped out that cue ball, he measures EVERYTHING before he eats it" Badump bump :laugh: Sorry that it was kind of long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Gues it wasn't that funny. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Funny ,but oooold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Yea, I know. Still a goodie though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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