fuji869 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 More demented Christmas, Ooops I mean "Holiday", humor Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete a$$ of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an idiot," Bob said. "Pi$$ on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said Bob. "I did. You go back to work on Monday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan999 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 :laugh: Nothing like a good ol' Christmas, I mean, Holiday joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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