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Orioles Magic Number update for September 10

17: AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Orioles with 4 to play)

17: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Orioles with 4 to play)

17: Clinch a Wild Card bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Orioles with 4 to play)

9: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

7*: Clinch a playoff appearance (it's less than 13 because the Blue Jays and Rangers play a 4 game series next week)

3: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the division (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 5-3 Orioles with 5 to play)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

Orioles Magic Number update for September 9

• 18: Clinch AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 18: Clinch a Wild Card Round bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 18: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 10: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)
• 8: Clinch a playoff appearance (must stay ahead of Texas & Toronto, who play each other next week)
• 5: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the AL East (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 4-3 and 6 to play)
• 2: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)

19 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

 

OMG. Me and my college roommate walked this particular episode of "Clerks: The Animated Series" more times than I can count in college (Episode 4!!!).  I haven't watched this clip in like 10 years. Amazing.

Orioles Magic Number update for September 8

• 19: Clinch AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 19: Clinch a Wild Card Round bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 19: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 11: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)
• 9: Clinch a playoff appearance (must stay ahead of Texas & Toronto, who play each other next week)
• 7: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the AL East (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 3-3 and 7 to play)
• 4: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)

26 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

Anaheim in smoldering ruins.

Orioles Magic Number update for September 7

• 20: Clinch AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 20: Clinch a Wild Card Round bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 20: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 to play)
• 11: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)
• 9: Clinch a playoff appearance (must stay ahead of Texas & Toronto, who play each other next week)
• 7: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the AL East (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 3-3 and 7 to play)
• 5: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the AL East (Orioles have tiebreaker)

Orioles Magic Number update for September 6

21: AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

21: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

21: Clinch a Wild Card bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

13: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

12*: Clinch a playoff appearance (it's less than 13 because the Blue Jays and Rangers play a 4 game series next week)

9: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the division (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 3-3 and 7 games to play)

6: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

FAKE NEWS: Even if Obama was having sex with men, he'd have much higher standards than getting with discount Tom Hanks.

6 hours ago, Ball Security said:

“You know that it’s bad when the secretaries or three major branches of the Armed Forces are publicly calling you out. Senator Tuberville bit off way more than he could chew — and American voters will make him pay for it. “

 

He’s a Senator from Alabama. No they won’t.

Yeah, this will easily get spun as an example of librul wokism taking complete control of our nation's defense forces so vote Republican if you don't want to get invaded by European NAMBLA Pedos who will outlaw religion and send Christians to deprogramming camps.

It's past Labor Day, so it's time to start talking about magic numbers--

Orioles magic numbers as of this morning:

22: AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

22: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

22: Clinch a Wild Card bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play)

14: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

12*: Clinch a playoff appearance (it's less than 14 because the Blue Jays and Rangers play a 4 game series next week)

11: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the division (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 3-3 and 7 games to play)

7: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

On 9/2/2023 at 8:35 PM, TradeTheBeal! said:

<Burning man versus Michigan>

Whoever made this meme clearly hasn't watched Michigan football for the past 50 years.  A supposedly "easy" win out west is ripe for a Michigan letdown.

Bill Burr figured out the secret to youth (both penile and non-penile) years ago...

WARNING: NSFW and politically incorrect language...

On 8/29/2023 at 12:38 PM, Cooked Crack said:

"Sir this is a Wendy's ..."

LOL, I got a 21/60 (35%) on an AP Physics test in high school and it was the highest grade in the class.

Being a Chicagoan I’m stuck watching the White Sox coverage of this series and their broadcast team is very complimentary of the Os.
 

Also I feel for the White Sox at the moment— that franchise is in shambles at every level.

Bob stood strong and relatively wholesome even as daytime TV morphed into whatever it was that Sally Jesse Raphael was doing.  RIP.

LOL this reminds me of a news story from ~2007 when Chad Ochocinco raced a horse as part of a promotional stunt.  Of course this was literally weeks after the Michaek Vick dogfighting scandal broke, so the headline, "Chad Ochocinco beats a horse," went viral.

Just now, Destino said:

Inspire us

 

Dough Burgnam: my dad died and everything sucks. I ride horses.

Also i shower at night.

LOL THEYRE DISCUSSING UFO CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Somewhere in heaven, Jerry Springer is smiling down on us tonight.

2 minutes ago, 88Comrade2000 said:

A pro Ukraine add.

 

Vivek seems to winning, because of his outsider stick and his outrageous views mesh with the gop primary voter.

 

 

 

vivek sounds like he’s angling for trumps running mate.

On 8/22/2023 at 6:09 PM, Cooked Crack said:

 

If I told my gay friends, “you’re not just gay, you’re very gay,” most would take that as a compliment.

Ooooh climate change q— this should be good

I feel like I’m watching pro wrestling. The only things missing from this debate are The People’s Elbow and Stacy Keibler’s legs.