Botched

(put too much manure in), but once I got that right, it was pretty succesful.

The "What did you make for Dinner last night?" thread.

or maybe it was the gardening thread

You should show it to her, he wants her to see it or he would not have put it on Youtube. Love bites.

I thought the same thing.

I want to ask him that and find out more details, but we're not real close friends or anything so I'd feel awkward. The closest we come to discussing relationships is an occasional dirty joke or anecdote. Yeah...love bites hard.

How long were they dating? Please tell me like 5 years??

I don't know for sure. I'm pretty sure it was less than that though.

That is ****ing awesome. Definitely tell him to show it. The worst thing that can happen to him is... well... a restraining order. But he should get closure either way. Unless he's using it as a coping mechanism. But nonetheless, very cool.

I think it's awesome too. But he asked me not to say anything to her. Still tempted though.

Ok I don't know if this is the right place to put this, but I think it's cool. This guy got dumped by his girlfriend and then made this video to try to convince her to come back, but he hasn't shown it to her out of fear or embarrassment or whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqDieK5piFc

So...when I got about halfway through the video, I realized I knew who it was (actually I recognized the kayak first). After numerous annoying text messages from me, he begrudgingly admitted to it.

I also sort of know the girl who it's about, and I'm tempted to tell her about it. I think he'd be super pissed, but it seems stupid to make something like this and never show it.

psh 12-18 bring it on

but really this is going to be very heavy wet sticky

wwx

The salmon license plate took me a minute. That was clever.

My piece is going to be loooong.

Hall thread

*desperately trying to come up with a lightsaber joke*

In those instances, I politely but firmly ask for the prick

Is there ever a good reason to fight (or something like that) thread

My bro in law gets up at like 4:30 or something for it. I was like um no. I do it after work. Sometimes its hard depending on how rough the day was but other times its a nice release for a tough day.

How do you wake up thread

I can't get this to embed

Story of my life.

^ if it's the vid of that weird guy in a speedo singing at a backyard party, I saw that on Tosh.0 too.

I wonder if he does weddings?

70 inches of pure ecstasy.

it took my wife and I a couple weeks to get used to it.

LED thread

That was actually a pretty strong period.

He's finally using his size. Love it

Caps thread

Unflappable Russian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDcjs6q4c8&feature=player_embedded

:ols:

That's not real is it?

I wanted to comment on your post. I agree that the degree of gore has gotten out of hand. I've never been a big horror/slasher movie buff, but what separates gore from the past until now is, no longer do you just have a killer on the loose, stabbing, slashing and killing people. These new movies have started to take on a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sort of way, by capturing and psychologically torturing people in the most god awful way. It's gotten to the level of, "how far can I go to show human pain and suffering." I just don't get into that. Movies like Saw and some of those others. Watching older slasher movies had you on the edge of your seat, not knowing when the killer would "jump" out and scare you. Now, you see the killer and you watch him disembowel a person or chop them up limb by limb while they are awake. Not for me.

I don't like those movies either, there are no redeeming qualities to watching them. Most of them aren't even scary. It's become a completely different genre from horror: "Torture porn".

I wouldn't put TCM in that category though. It's disgusting, but the movie is more scary and suspenseful than it is gory.

Camp 14: Total Control Zone. A very depressing, but informative documentary about North Korean labor camps.

This dude who was born in a labor camp near Pyongyang talked about his 20+ years there....to include being torturd with water, fire, watching an 8-year old girl beaten to death, and gettting a front row seat at the public execution of his mother and.brother. probably the best N. Korea doc ive ever seen.

I read the book Escape from Camp 14. I didn't even know there was a doc. Gonna have to check it out.

An average American man has a total breakdown and goes on a killing spree, taking out what he believes are the dregs of society: reality TV stars, Westboro church types, cable news pundits, etc. A teenage girl witnesses his first murder and joins him. The whole movie is essentially a rant about modern society. It's really funny, and satisfying in a morbid sort of way.

http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com/550x/66/ec/f8/66ecf82116a4de060ac0c5707d1b7e16.jpg

That's hilarious. Suddenly I want to break out some of my old tapes.

THANKS OBAMA

I think the last one is my favorite.

Watched Paranormal Activity 4 last night.

These went down hill after the 2nd one. The suspense was good, but didn't deliver that "OMG!" scary moment. Should have left it an independent film, hollywood has ruined the premise.

On the good side, the usage of an xbox 360 kinect has me intrigued. I'm a paranormal investigator, when I have time, and I may have to try this.

I'm at work so images don't really work - here's the movie's link : www.paranormalmovie.com/

I thought PA3 was the second best of the series. 4 was disappointing to say the least.

I watched Compliance last night. Made me feel icky.

Can't believe it's based on a true story. Some people are idiots.

10 seconds on the cat, and about 20 seconds on the snake

no lie

own3d thread

Why is it that when I quote the RTT in this thread, all of my letters get auto-lowercased? It's really weird. I feel like I should be suing somebody over this.