Botched

I saw it coming too as I was flying in the air but helpless to do anything. I wasn't on him long. I screamed, wet my pants and ran inside the house.

Snake bite thread

Soccer teams have weird names.

Watched the new Hobbit movie last night. Decent, but underwhelming.

I think my biggest gripe with the whole Lord of the Rings saga, is how easily the main characters are able to win every battle despite being vastly outnumbered. Most of the time they don't receive so much as a scratch.

If I ever become an evil overlord, I'm not accepting any orcs, goblins, or storm troopers as minions. Equal opportunity my ass.

"they can pry these other penises from my cold dead hands."

Daily Show thread

^ Alien vs. Predator

:ols:

Saw the new Evil Dead on Friday. It was a gore fest without any of the fun campiness of the originals.

^ Calling shenanigans on that corndog image.

1. The painted image is on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, for that image to have been taken the photographer must have been laying on his back with a telephoto lens and the guy some how walking sideways in the air (because there isn't a wall near enough).

2. No corn dogs in Italy (if that IS a corn dog)

3. No eating in Sistine Chapel or any of the Papal museums.

4. Yeah, I'm a jerk.

I'm sure it's a photoshop. I just thought it was funny.

TEG, I don't think it violates any rules. It looks pretty bad from a distance though.

pew

^

^

That stick figure dude is hilarious.

And that guy should have climbing gear, just to be safe

I'd rappel it.

Cool, PK, that's the one I wanted but every version I found had a big f-bomb right in the beginning and I don't do video editing.

TK often makes fun of my limited PC skills

(lack of interest, really)

Speaking of limited PC skills, I learned a really cool trick today.

Try pressing CTRL+ W after you write a post. It will do an auto-spellcheck and then if there are no errors, it will post to the thread.

In other news, I heard North Korea threatened war again.

^ Looks a lot better than Origins. I'll see it.

^ That is very cool. Asian woman playing a Hendrix song.

And for the record, I'd hit it.

i was looking for something smaller, but the price difference just wasn't there.

...my mom has one in her bedroom and it is tiny.

rtt

:paranoid:

Don't judge, it's delicious. My roommate in college was a big fan and he convinced me to try it. I was always wary of the idea of drinking something that came from nuts, but then one night I got really drunk and adventurous, and he kept egging me on, so I went for it. Because I was hammered I managed to get it all over my chin and my shirt, but I loved the taste and texture. I finished off the whole thing right there.

So anyway, I've enjoyed Almond Breeze ever since then. The vanilla flavor is really good on cereal.

I love women

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Zero Dark Thirty thread

...he said, filled with trepidation..

Pretty much.

did you go to Bowie HS? You probably know them if you did, as I see you're 30 and they're all between 27-32.

Yes, yes I did.

^ Nice. I grew up in Bowie.

Because it could easily be taken out of context.

Any routines you guys follow? I don't want to kill my body so I am probably going to do 3 days a week and focus on high reps for conditioning. Probably do some basic push/pull stuff.

Workout thread

I like the part where she makes that weird face.

...thought it was really good. Actually wish it were just a little bit longer.

Last movie you watched

This movie is exactly what you think it will be, and exactly what it should be. Thumbs up.