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I saw this yesterday and forgot to post it.

 

Brutal.

Holy ****. He's like a teen among boys.

 Feel good about our depth.

Looking past the Eagles thread

When younger generations complain about standard def videos:

Elysium. fun movie, Matt Damon kicks a lot of ass in this one.

Saw this on Saturday. It would be a good rental, but probably not worth the $17.50 I paid to see it in Imax.

Just noticed that Oldboy is being remade, by Spike Lee if you can believe it. heh. The redband trailer is on youtube. Looks like they changed the story line a bit (which IMO is a good thing because I hated the last 20 minutes).

I didn't like the end either. It got too weird for me.

Guarantee they're a Cowboys fan.

He's hotter than Matt Damon

Batman thread

Lone Survivor. I heard about this project because I'm a Wahlberg fan. The trailer just came out and wow. Based on the book by Marcus Luttrell who tells the real story of a group of 4 Navy Seals in Afghanistan who take on over 200 enemy. As the title suggests only one of the seals survived. Never read the book, but damn if I'm not gonna pick it up now. 

It's a good book, but I was disappointed to learn afterwards that some important parts were greatly exaggerated.

You're right, things have died down a little...

 

 

 

"Best Hotel Booking Site" thread.

That was in context...

Wicked curve

I'd hit it.

Five out of context posts in 3 months? What happened, did everybody suddenly become mature adults with a sophisticated sense of humor?

I'll grow up when I'm dead.

Anyway, interesting subject because I just recently ordered a Queen size 12 inch

Mattress thread

The opposite of own3d:

I spotted this a couple weekends ago.

 

At first glance the mower appears to be out of its natural habitat, but this type of thing is to be expected in the parking lot outside of Big Lots and the Dollar Tree.

 

The driver was kind enough to put on a shirt before he went inside. Don't tell me rednecks aren't classy.

 

By the looks of it I'd say this is Culpeper.  And if that's the case, I'm not totally surprised.  

Ding ding ding.

Neither was I.

Time to deflate his head.

Peterson thread

I spotted this a couple weekends ago.

At first glance the mower appears to be out of its natural habitat, but this type of thing is to be expected in the parking lot outside of Big Lots and the Dollar Tree.

The driver was kind enough to put on a shirt before he went inside. Don't tell me rednecks aren't classy.

I saw "The Wolverine" this morning.  I liked it. It was far better than the last Wolverine movie they did.  Also, you all will like the scene they stuck in the credits. 

I saw it too. Not a masterpiece or anything, but far better than the last Wolverine flick.

It's funny how they can get away with extreme violence in a PG-13 movie as long as there isn't *much* blood shown. This movie has a seriously high body count. And of course Wolverine is on the receiving end of lots of gruesome ouchies.

Best part of the movie:

Logan hurls someone off a balcony and they fall into a swimming pool far below.

Yukio: How did you know there was a pool down there?

Logan: I didn't.

From a non-football forum I read. I wonder if this guy posts here?

Shanahan was a flop in Oakland....he got fired mid way through his second season there. Player revolt.

Shan got fired a couple of times in Denver. Fans there still hate his
guts for the way that he treated Jake "the snake" Plummer.His last few
teams there sucked.No one was surprised when Shanahan got canned."Better
late than never" was pretty much the universal reaction.


Shan had never even heard of Terrell Davis when Davis was drafted in a
late round in Shan's first season in Denver.Total blind luck

.Davis and Elway won two super bowls with Shanahan watching from the
sidelines. That team was built by Dan Reeves and had already been to the
Super Bowl multiple times.. Elway handed Shan the HC job there. As
Denver and Reeves OC, Shan had been fired by Reeves for taking sides
with Elway in a playcalling dispute. Kind of funny...getting fired by
Reeves eventually led to Shanahan having two super bowls handed to him
by Elway.


Dan Snyder saw Shanahan's two Super Bowl wins and never looked at the
whole picture when he hired hin.Lots of fans are still doing that.

Blind leading the blind.

Before RG3 was drafted,Shanahan's tenure in Washington was a total
failure.A total trainwreck both on and off the field.You can look it up.

Putting RG out on the field a week after a concussion and then letting
RG play with a totally blown out knee put a dark cloud over what should
have been a great season for RG and Hogskins fans.

The fact that we are going into this season with so much doubt about
RG's future in the NFL is totally a result of bad decision making by
Shanahan.Great coachno way.

Dat couch

I'd sit it.

The Middle East needs more kids like this one. And frankly, so does every other region.

That Spoelstra/Bosh pic had me rolling

I watched "Emmanuelle" on Saturday. French film from the 70s. There are lots of boobies, but everything else is terrible.

4/5

Just saw The Iceman tonight.  Pretty damn good.  Michael Shannon plays Richard Kulkinski, a mafia hitman who is suspected to have killed over 100 people.  Winona Ryder plays his wife, Ray Liotta plays his boss and Chris Evans plays another killer in the movie.

Michael Shannon frightens me.

i wish i could bottle this feeling.for all ES to experience

my wife and i are on C470 gong west in Denver, all 4 windows down doing 80mph. sunny not a cloud. ive had like 7 shots of cognac

own3d thread

So I was at Lowe's last week and decided I wanted a new house plant.

I couldn't make up my mind. It was between this one and the ****scomb.