Koolblue13

I started to slip on RonMart at the end 2 seasons ago, but if there was a point that any trace of optimism had slipped away, it was day three of the draft last year. 

It was like the "pigs can fly" Simpson episode and that's when Rons pig flew. I capped last seasons ceiling at 10 loses. After the first few games, 7 wins seemed unlikely. 

It was great to watch the last of Dans turds flush away forever.

2 minutes ago, bowhunter said:

 

ES on the offseason be like

5 minutes ago, woodpecker said:

😂😂 I agree with all of that (words that you rarely hear on this thread)

BJ is a Norvel.

4 minutes ago, woodpecker said:

Well, they don’t call it that, but technically that’s what it is. A sausage sandwich made with a hotdog. So to me, a hotdog qualifies as a sandwich just a very skinny one. Appropriate with this being the Daniels thread.

Hot dog is definitely a sandwich.

9 minutes ago, bowhunter said:

Now you're distracting us by introducing a "bun" into the conversation. No one calls it a hot dog "sandwich."

Nobody says they drive a honda car, but you know a honda is a car.

A cheesesteak is definitely a sandwich, but if the place calls it a "cheesesteak sandwich" you know it's going to suck ass. It's just "cheesesteak".

4 minutes ago, Llevron said:

You know how I can tell the off-season is getting to y’all? Lol

The QB thread is actually enjoyable for once.

1 minute ago, woodpecker said:

What?? No sir a hoagie roll is just like a sub roll! and I know I’m right because I just found this picture of a hoagie on the Internet. 😁
 

 

A hoagie is cut on one side and everything stuffed inside. A sub is cut all the way through to make two distinct pieces of bread. A hoagie remains one piece of bread and when properly built, you can wrap both hands around it, without touching anything but bread. Like a wrap.

1 minute ago, woodpecker said:

Yeah, I have half of a turkey club wrap from yesterday in my fridge. I get wraps for lunch all the time, but honestly, I’ve never called them Sandwiches. The difference is a sandwich has bread on opposite sides, but not all sides. With a wrap, the ingredients are completely wrapped, the difference is the exposure of the ingredients. That’s why a sub, or a hoagie, counts as a sandwich, but a wrap does not.

A proper hoagie has everything covered in bread, too. All the way around.

Not only is Quinn a great old school type of HC, guys like KK, Lynn, Whitt and Norton don't strike me as guys who are trying to move forward up the coaching tree to HCs. At least not right now, so this coaching and FO group could be together for a while.

45 minutes ago, bowhunter said:

Ummm No. A sandwich is a layered masterpiece. Two or more flat pieces of bread with fixings in between. A Wrap is a cylindrical covering intended to hide whatever lies inside, (probably  because your Momma didn't love you.) That is why you can order food as a sandwich OR as a wrap. While it is impolite to not eat the entirety of your prepared meal, any leftover sandwich may be preserved for later consumption by enclosing in Saran WRAP (which is stated to be inedible and requires removal before future consumption.) Any leftover "wrap" however should be immediately discarded. The consensus among most Americans is that any "wrap" is designated as a leftover before it is even constructed.   

I just ate half a wrap that I didn't finish last night (thank you drunk KB). A wrap is a type of sandwich, like a Schmitter or a Hoagie or a club.

2 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

How in the **** is a wrap not a sandwich? WTF is it? It's a sandwich for losers that think bread makes them fat. 

You ****ing people. I get that yous guys down south have barbeque and literally nothing else except applebees as far as food culture, but a wrap is a sandwich in every way.

7 hours ago, zCommander said:

Be Careful Out There! 


IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,
'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you
can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager
who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the
quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman, KS


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To
which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He
smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.



IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when
the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the
technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi

STAY ALERT.

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they
REPRODUCE.  

16 minutes ago, Xameil said:

You forgot that a wrap is not a sandwich

Yes it is.

11 minutes ago, mistertim said:

 

It's borderline impossible to tell the difference between parody and reality in some of these threads. Or to know who is falling for it.

Benching the 1rst pick a week into camp was the obvious giveaway 

23 minutes ago, Darrell Green Fan said:

 

It's been simply amazing how bad the safety play has been here under Snyder.  If you look at the list of safeties we have had in the last 2 decades it's frightening.  I do believe that is about to change and I am excited about Quinn. But he's got to show it before we can say we are good there.  

I'm gonna go ahead and be excited by this team.

1 hour ago, mistertim said:

 

It's fake.

 

https://www.chicitysports.com/caleb-williams-laughs-chicago-bears-news#:~:text=BREAKING%3A %23Bears QB Caleb Williams,SINGLE pass in 7v7 drills.

You ever read the onion?