Riggo#44

Don't be obsessed with your dreams Danny...I mean Anthony...

My Dad called me once because he thought Microsoft had installed a copy of Publisher on his computer...

Looks like Techmo Super Bowl...

It definitely needs Waylon Jennings 'Good Ol' Boys' playing...

Two things stand out...one the woman standing behind him in just a bra. And, two, I thought to myself as I read that article: Oh and one more: They're probably Seahawks fans.

The Braves are planning a public execution, in violation of all unwritten rules of baseball.

There are a lot of good posters there. Not many of them are posting right now, but they're there. Right now, its high comedy on that site.

Maybe, just maybe, Sean Avery shouldn't make comments about anyone else being an embarrassment... http://deadspin.com/5101142/apparently-the-nhl-wont-stand-for-sean-averys-sloppy-seconds/all

Total ownage: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=10362912

Am I the only one on here that watches Banshee on Cinemax? IT's an amazing show--if you haven't caught up yet--do so. It just started its 2nd season.

Did Haynesworth go back to school??

Well...the real ones anyway....

Please, someone, this needs to be done! http://deadspin.com/eli-manning-at-a-samsung-event-earlier-today-via-gizmo-457035755?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

But my cousin Walter ****ed off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Well played sir! Well played!

Your teenage daughter will still think YOU'RE lame.

I've lived in DC for 34.5 of my 36years. I've never said any of that, save for the part about the burgers/Five Guys and "******* Redskins!"

And how hasn't the run away golf cart not been turned into the ambulance from Old School Madden?

It's 2 steps times the number of all-star games he's played in. There are bonuses for MVPs, Championships, and illegitimate children fathered.

...Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

Yes, I DEFINITELY would like that...

"Suck it Dallas! Suck it long...suck it hard" -- Sean Connery P.S. I love you have Rebecca Black almongst some of the worst disasters in history...quite fitting.

Let's go skins!!!! Dallas week!!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=spIuA1GgfDE

That makes me sad...Wade Phillips is by far my FAVORITE coach!