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We should have another moment of silence after we bury that rendition of the national anthem. :doh:

E-van Meek! E-van Meek! E-van Meek! E-van Meek! :ols:

I can't stick my finger in that hole. Everybody wishes they could

Jimmy Buffet, in the Jimmy Buffet Blames Bush for Oil Spill Thread.

those two cheerleaders are super hot........damn

And the brunette has a HUGE mouth!!!

(Good for.....y'know.....cheering really loud and stuff.)

LOL...oh man I wish there was a youtube video of that guy.

BTW, it means that God promised to never destroy the Earth with a flood, but after watching that video even God is saying, "Sheesh dude get a grip!"

But what does two mean? He really swears to Himself that he won't flood us again? :pfft:

I'm looking forward to this guys Tosh.0 web redemption.

"coconut"!!!:mad:

And the coconuts? lol.

You know that doesn't make it better, right? :pfft:

Ah man, I LOVE coc

Random Thought Thread.

:paranoid:

Ken Griffey Jr. has announced his retirement.

Quite possibly the best five-tool player I've ever had the opportunity to watch. Enjoy retirement, Kid.

Good grief, China. That is absolutely insane!!!

Jamarcus Russell-The First QB to Ever Eat Himself out

Thread title in ATN.

Ewwwwww.....

Sidenote-

Big Mike made a couple cameos a while back but I haven't seen him here since. Did he get the hammer again?

Yes.

It was less an again, and more a "still" the way I understand it. Apparently there was some disagreement as to whether he should've been reinstated or not.

I can tell you that he is doing well, and is just as big a smartass as ever. And if you know Mikey, you know that's a good sign.

I think he said "walk," but still.

Man back in the day, Foley would kill himself as long as it drew a reaction.. You won't find anyone that will do what he does today.

Mick Foley is a god when it comes to wrestling. His pain tolerance is ridiculous.

Wow. I hadn't seen the Puckett statue until now. There's no resemblance at all, as far as I can tell.

Woooowwwwwwwww......McGehee with the solo bomb in the bottom half, Brew Crew wins.....Great, great ending to a ballgame. :applause:

Pujols and Holliday murdalized Trever Hoffman back-to-back with two outs in the top of the ninth. Wow.

Hoffman just doesn't have the heater anymore.

Alright, I've got a rule change...

If the top 2 wildcard teams are in the NL Central, both of them should go to the playoffs, because they're the only division in the league with 6 teams...

BTW let's go bucco's

Seconded.

Both parts.

I think I'll enjoy rooting for Garrett Jones in about six years.....

He's 29. I six years you can have him.

Seriously though, I hope they can hang in for a while. Otherwise, Jones, Duke, McCutchen and a few others could have new homes before the year is out. They've done it before.

It's the plight of being a Bucs' fan. It's also why we're better than the rest of y'all.

More *crickets and weed* with BS in the tailgate for the last 25 minutes plus. I'm going to bed. Hopefully he'll sack up, or shut up by morning.

3x Yer little Heyward's bombs. Sorry dude. Baseball = numbers.

Uh, the Braves are also 2-0. And unlike the Pirates, we're going places.

You called, or at a minimum insinuated 100 Pirate losses.

A month, sig bet.

2-0, Pittsburgh Pirates.

How bout that bet, Bubble Screen?

*crickets*

*tumbleweed*

Garrett "GI" Jones the early front-runner for National League M...V...P!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garrett Jones, baby!! Don't sleep!! Don't you DARE sleep!!

Three-run ramalama-ding dong in the bottom of the first, Bucs lead, 3-0.

WHY NOT US?!?!

The Rangers and Braves are on pace for 162 wins.

As are.....YOUR....Pittsburgh Pirates.

And Garrett Jones is on pace for 324 home runs. Twice as good as that little Heyward kid.

Win 1 of 62?...:pfft:

Oh I'll gladly bet you they don't lose 100. Gladly.

Bucs win, 11-5.

And there was noooooooooooooooooooooo doubt about it! [/Lanny Fraterre]

:point2sky