According to an anonymous source from within the Commanders organization, head coach Ron Rivera has mastered a new napping technique that allows him to sleep with his eyes open.
"It's some crazy ****. You be talking to him and he don't say nothing," our source alleged with tears in his eyes following a loss to the rival New York Giants (2-5).
"At the press conference he says he gonna watch the film, but I dunno man. I don't think he really watching the film. His eyes wide open but there ain't nobody home."