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I think they need to make these for plumbers.

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Whatcom County man arrested in animal cruelty case by JAKE WHITTENBERG / KING 5 News Posted on April 15, 2010 at 10:15 PM BELLINGHAM, Wash. - Federal agents uncover a bizarre sex operation in Whatcom County that involves animals and a business that has attracted people from all over the world. In a crudely built compound tucked into the backwoods near the Canadian border, federal investigators say crimes were happening that are too disturbing to describe. Under the blue tarps they say people from around the world would stay as sex tourists invited to abuse animals. Among them is 51-year-old Stephen Clarke visiting from England on a month-long trip to the U.S. He now sits in the Whatcom County Jail on three counts of cruelty to animals in the form of bestiality. Kelli and Ron McDonald had no idea such activity was happening on their rural road, but they say there always seemed to be traffic. "There is a lot of trucks up and down, but we didn't know anything about that," said Ron. "I'm shocked," said Kelli. "Whoever the guy is, lock him up and get him out of here." U.S. probation officers raided the compound looking for Douglas Spink who is suspected of running the operation and maintaining a Web site displaying home video of sexual abuse against animals. Spink, a once millionaire businessman, was on parole for felony drug charges from 2005. He was convicted of transporting hundreds of pounds of cocaine through Snohomish County and served three years. "You'd think you've seen it all in 36 years," said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo. He says dozens of horses and dogs were seized from the compound. Some of them were so injured they had to be euthanized. Click on the link for the full article

Episcopal Priest Barbie: Or, if you prefer, Atheist Barbie:

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SpongeBob on Drugs

Some construction failures:

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Naked man subdued with Taser on I-35 near Forest Lake Police: He 'begged' them to shoot him; possible narcotics found with clothes By Elizabeth Mohr 03/19/2010 A naked man running into traffic on Interstate 35 near Forest Lake had to be subdued with a Taser on Thursday, police said. Forest Lake police were called at 5:42 p.m. on a report of someone yelling and taking off his clothes in the median of the interstate, just north of the I-35E/I-35W split. When an officer arrived, "The male turned to him and started running at full speed, and yelling and screaming at the top of his voice," Sgt. Rick Peterson said. The officer ordered the 23-year-old Forest Lake man to stop, but he continued to charge, Peterson said. After repeated warnings, including cautions that a Taser stun gun could be used, the officer deployed the device, hitting the male in the chest and abdomen. Even after he was handcuffed and detained, the man continued to yell. He was in an "excited delirium state" and appeared to be under the influence of drugs, Peterson said. "He yelled how he had killed God, how he was God, that he was the devil. He begged for officers to shoot him and said he had the code to heaven," Peterson said. Click on the link for the full article

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Are we telling Helen Keller jokes now? How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron.