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How could I ever hate you? Nobody to blame but myself. A week off for bad behavior, and a week off for vacation, made for a nice little two week stint in absentia. I haven't gone through all of the pics for the last two weeks yet, I hope these aren't reposts.

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Skinny Blonde: rock 'n' roll beer with a naked twist It is the ultimate Aussie beer-lover’s fantasy: a bottle of brew with a woman on the label whose bikini disappears as fast as the drinker can consume its contents. Three friends in Sydney have taken on the Australian beer market with a unique world first marketing concept for their new beer. The label is Skinny Blonde, a low-carb beer that is thriving on the current popularity of Australia’s new crop of ‘healthy’ beers. But there is another reason it is popular: the Skinny Blonde bottle features a 1950s-style pin-up called Daisy whose red bikini disappears as the beer level drops and the bottle warms up, thanks to the modern ink technology used on the labels.

Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone Jennifer Linn Thursday, March 19, 2009 A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say. Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road. “The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said. When the woman asked the boy if he was all right, he told her some statements that didn’t make much sense, Mast said. The boy said his mother had kicked him out of her home in the Saginaw area. When the woman, 53, of Hart Township, got out her cell phone to call for help for the boy, he assaulted her, pushing her in the upper chest, and took her phone. He fled the scene and broke the phone in half, the sheriff’s office stated. The woman went to a neighbor’s house and called 911. Click on the link for the full article

I posted that less that a week ago. http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=6214869&postcount=9713

Naked Man Shows Up at Police Station With Plastic Wrap Underwear So, a naked man walks into a police station wearing nothing but Saran Wrap around his waist and the bartender says . . . No, it's not the start of a bad joke. Police in Indialantic, Florida (where else?) say that about 7:30 am Monday a nearly naked man walked into their lobby and talked to a female dispatcher. According to the official report, the man--who barely spoke and then only in screams--wore only clear plastic wrap around his waist that "left nothing to the imagination." (Hopefully, he was using Reynold's new "Plastic Weener Wrap." It's supposed to keep your junk 43% fresher!) The guy would only tell them that that he had been robbed and needed a pair of pants. Well, duh! Now here's the best part of the story: Indialantic officers did not arrest this lunatic, but instead gave him a pair of shorts and let him walk out of the station! Of course, a short while later someone reported a man passed out in the local park and when officers approached, they found that the same nude dude had removed the previously reported shorts and was--not surprisingly--very combative and, according to an officer, ". . . would not keep his clothes on. He didn't like the clothing. We gave him a pair of shorts and it wasn't good enough." The man was eventually taken to the hospital for evaluation and, hopefully, given real pants this time.

I should have specified Tailgate threads.

Do I have this right?

Since Jumbo owned me and took these out of his thread I am following his suggestion and posting these here:

Man pleads guilty to indecent exposure A Gettysburg man accused of walking out of his home naked, then challenging his neighbors to a karate fight pleaded guilty to charges of indecent exposure in Adams County court. The charges filed against Gary Jones, 47, of 4820 Old Harrisburg Road, Lot 6, are considered a misdemeanor of the first degree since three of those who saw him naked are under the age of 16. Under a plea agreement reached with the Adams County District Attorney's office, Jones will spend one month in jail, two months on house arrest and 21 months on probation, and is restricted from any contact with his neighbors. He is also to pay a $200 fine. According to court documents, Jones was allegedly under the influence of alcohol when the Aug. 1 incident occurred. He is accused of walking out of his home, completely naked. He walked up to Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff, according to state police. He told the men he knew karate, and asked if they wanted to fight. Huck's three children were playing in the yard at the time, according to court documents. According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."

Correct. Give that man a cigar. Apparently Playboy in Brazil made that gaff during editing and published 605,000 copies with her pictured without her belly button. http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/where-is-her-belly-button/

Can you spot the flaw in this photo?