Blondie Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk! :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Blondie ... Art DID tell you these family stories in confidence, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by Om Blondie ... Art DID tell you these family stories in confidence, you know. om, you are rolling today my friend! this one gave me the opportunity to spit coffee on my monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Sorry. Send the bill to ASF ...he's in charge of web monitoring around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Man that was pretty good!!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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