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By Blondie
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In year one of Gibbs II which of the following scenarios is most likely?  

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  1. 1. In year one of Gibbs II which of the following scenarios is most likely?

    • We win the Superbowl!!
      7
    • We win the NFC championship game, but lose the Superbowl.
      0
    • We lose in the NFC championship game.
      8
    • We make the playoffs, but lose in the 2nd round.
      38
    • We make the playoffs, but lose in the 1st round.
      24
    • We just miss the playoffs, but have a winning record.
      33
    • We finish around .500, missing the playoffs, but show promise for next year.
      10
    • We win 6 or 7 games and struggle all year.
      1
    • We have a complete collapse winning 5 games or fewer.
      1
    • Gibbs and Bugel have a fistfight with Dan and Vinny during the draft. Then Dan fires them and hires RayBob Rhodes.
      4

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Just had to post these:

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his

sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

_______________________

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he

stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the

neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied

_______________________

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make

love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

______________________

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board

while I sit on the sofa and fart.

_______________________

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I

gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

_______________________

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their

40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came

to them and said that because they had been such a devoted

couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

__________________

AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

------------------------------------------------------------------------

A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

;)

Blondie

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