TimmySmith Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 If one could read my mind at the salad bar, it would probably go something like this: Hey fatty, I know you like to brag to the sadsacks at the self help group that you only eat salads for lunch, but here’s a newsflash. 5 pounds of anything is going to stick to your ribs. The family size container is not your friend. Oh look it’s Trapper John, surgically removing the mozzarella balls from the tomatoes. Don’t worry doc, the 20 of us behind you have all day. Look at all the room between you and the next person, can we get a marshall out here, I want to play through. The salad dressing choices have NOT changed, just pick one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Lettuce piled high with cheese, cubed ham, sunflower seeds and dressing is probably worse for you than the cheeseburger. Might as well just go to McDonald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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