Rules of Life I Have Learned

[Blondie]

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the

blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some

people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,

and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be

evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to

others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without

enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how

you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you

think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not

pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep

coming back.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for

maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I

enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match

for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't

working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius

and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in

life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the a$$ are permanent.

Blondie

[tex]

Ain't that all the truth.

I'd like to add one to your list ... The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

[gridironmike]

Don't eat the yellow snow..

[Golgo-13]

Don't take the brown acid....