doncherry Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 this is from KSK.com, some people might find content offensive..... http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/jerome-bettis-thinks-green-week-means-there%e2%80%99s-a-hulk-marathon-on.html So, in the spirit of Green Week, we again present to you all the myriad ways in which prominent NFL figures are helping to save the planet. Joey Porter: Feeds garbage to his dogs Travis Henry: Recycles all condoms Tatum Bell: Buys none of his own clothes Ben Roethlisberger: Doesn’t buy books Joe Flacco: Stares down global warming when he drops back Chris Hovan: Overpursues environmental agenda William Clay Ford: Burns tires Terrell Owens: Only bathes in organic popcorn Jerry Jones: Now only holds extramarital affairs via company hang glider Kurt Warner: Thanks Gaia, Spirit of the Earth, after key first down Donovan McNabb: Did not know there was global warming. WHEN DID THIS **** HAPPEN?! Keith Olbermann: Plans very important, overly melodramatic “special comment”, berating all of you for failing to save the planet, then will take private plane to exclusive dolphin-grilling brothel/restaurant Al Davis: Denies existence of climate crisis, then denies existence of planet itself Warren Moon: Beats wife only using biodegradable soap in hemp sock Eagles and Bengals: Play so poorly that you’re convinced you won’t miss the world once it’s gone Brady Quinn: Plans to harness vast energy expended to vigorously hide homosexuality Tiki Barber: Uses teeth to provide much needed light source Willis McGahee: Convinces industrial sector to follow his example and underproduce waste Emmitt Smith: Will pull up all the stocks to beat climax change Daunte Culpepper: Plans to stop consuming 55% of world’s food supply Hines Ward: WHIRR WOLK HODDER IN LICE PADDIES! YOU RAZY MERICANS NO WOLK HOD! Brett Favre: Will cause massive oil slick, then be praised by Peter King for cleaning up half of it Mike Singletary: Will angrily give Congress “the red eye” Reggie Bush: Will use girlfriend’s ass for energy-saving insulation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Tiki Barber: Uses teeth to provide much needed light source well played on this thread..it is full of win!! and Hines Ward helps the enviornment by smiling all the damn time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDFan5 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Eagles and Bengals: Play so poorly that you’re convinced you won’t miss the world once it’s gone I LOL'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Blue Joe Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Eagles and Bengals: Play so poorly that you’re convinced you won’t miss the world once it’s gone They're probably forcing people to watch this game in Guantanamo right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWUeagleMD Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 some real winners in there. T.O.'s is pretty unfunny, but most others are quite good. Eagles/Bengals, McNabb, Favre, Roethlisberger are my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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