Politics made Simple

[Commander PK]

Enjoy!

this email is circulating

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:

illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in

Florida .

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win

situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow

epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost

three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of

Washington ? And , they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are

unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we

just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it

has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a

courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'

and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and

politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM

Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of

offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

[THEREALTOR1]

<OLS>

That's funny, the part with the cows made me chuckle.

[MurrayH81]

Nice post. It's funny that I think I saw that one when President Bush was first trying to get elected.

It's applicable to both parties.