fuji869 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran. Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days. What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off. How do you play Iraqi bingo? F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 .... A-10 What is Iraq's national bird? Duck. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Kyriacou Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Desert Storm, The Sequel: President George W. Bush and Secretary of State Colin Powell sat in the only bar in Crawford, Texas, drinking ice cold bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon while discussing the impending war with Iraq. A local rancher walked in and noticed the two of them sitting way in the back, next to a jukebox playing some Willie Nelson. The man went over to the bar and, after getting a beer, asked the bartender, "That is the President and that Powell feller sittin' over there ain't it?" "Yep, that's them." The rancher, after taking a couple of gulps from his tasty alcoholic beverage, decided to walk over and introduce himself. They all shook each other's hands and the President asked him to sit down with them. "So," the rancher said. "What in the heck are you fellas doing here?" "Besides waiting on some bar-b-que from across the street," Bush said, "we're planning World War III." "Damn straight! I've been waitin' for y'all to get that sum b!tch Saddam." "We're going to kill him, 40 million Iraquis and one blonde with big tits." "A blonde with big tits? Why her?" The President turned to Powell, punched him playfully in the arm and said, "See! I told you no one would give a sh!t about Saddam and 40 million Iraquis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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