fansince62 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Possible viceroys to govern postwar Iraq- 1. Anna Nicole Smith--has stature for the job and is good at squeezing big bucks out of aging white Texans. . . . 2. Sen. Robert Byrd--think of the pork that would be diverted from West VA to Iraq. 3. Peter Angelos--demonstrated ability at rendering former powerhouse a non-threat. 4. Ann Coulter--give her chance to fulfill post 9/11 vision to "invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." 5. Sharon Osbourne--since she can understand what Ozzy mumbles, she will not need an Iraqi interpreter. 6. Al Sharpton--might be good idea to export him to the Iraqi capital even before hostilities are settled. Need I say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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