RedskinsFanInTX Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Link In typical flair and fashion, Jones stepped to the speaker and announced his choice. Said the team owner, "The new coach of the Dallas Cowboys will be Bobby Knight. He is right here in Texas, coaching only a few hundred miles away in Lubbock. He has won more games than any other coach in men's division one. He has several championships under his belt. He has led teams to undefeated seasons and through the college playoffs to win it all. He is a no nonsense kind of guy and the disciplinarian that players like Terrell Owens need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 He could teach TO a few moves in the low post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin11 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was about to say he is a basketball coach.. Then I saw the "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Imagine what Bobby would do to TO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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