Ripped from the headlines, year 2045

[Skins24]

Eat your heart out Nostradomus!

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In International news:

"Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California"

"White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language."

"Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels."

"Castro finally dies at age 132; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking."

Nationally:

"Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock."

"Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped."

"Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)."

"George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2056."

"Texas executes last remaining citizen."

Health wise:

"35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss."

In Sports:

"Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches."

"Deja Vu. Redskins win 43rd consecutive Superbowl title." (ok, maybe I added that one )

Business now:

"Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed."

"New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2056."

"Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million."

[Uptown Skins]

Originally posted by rskin24

...................."Deja Vu. Redskins win 43rd consecutive Superbowl title." (ok, maybe I added that one )............

By the fifth Redskins SB win, they would "Redskin-proof" the game with so many rules, it wouldn't be funny.