fuji869 Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Here is one for those of you who have daughter(s) that are at are close to the dating age. Application to Date My Daughter Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. 1. What is your name, age, social security number, IQ and boy scout rank? 2. Do you own or have access to a van? ____ 3. A truck with oversize tires? ____ 4. waterbed? ____ 5. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____ 6. Do you have a tattoo? ____ *If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.* 7. In fifty words or less, what does LATE mean to you? 8. In fifty words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you? 9. In fifty words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? 10. In fifty words or less, what does REAL PAIN mean to you? 11. Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________ 12. How often do you attend: ____________________________ 13. When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________ 14. Please fill in the blanks: If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be ____________________________ If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be ____________________________ The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________ What do you want to be IF you grow up? I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse. Signature of applicant _________________________________ Signature of father ____________________________________ Signature of mother____________________________________ Signature of priest/rabbi__________________________________ Signature of State Representative_________________________ Thank you for your interest Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted August 22, 2002 Share Posted August 22, 2002 That was cool, fuji869. The only problem is that I answered yes to #3, so no date for me.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted August 22, 2002 Author Share Posted August 22, 2002 Thats alright skinsfan44, if I had a daughter I wouldn't let any of yall on this web site near her. :asta: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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