Mickalino Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Subject: Decoding DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................bit**. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Lets have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. ***************************************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYFootballGIANTS Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: Very useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlk2rn Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: Very useful. :laugh: Very true :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I have described myself as a professional woman who is average looking who is wants a friend. I now know I am a ****y cow who was a slut. Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fayz Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 haha thats well funny,i forwarded that around at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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