fuji869 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His daughter For A Date - 10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her." 9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?" 8. "I just got my license today." 7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." 6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?" 5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!" 4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" 3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature." 2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter." 1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 True story: a friend and I were hanging out in a girl's dorm room one night in college, and the phone rings. He decides to be funny and answers it, "Open all night." It was her father. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 fuji--where do you find these!!!!!! I am always laughing at these.....and I send them to my friends. Thanks for another good chuckle. :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted August 10, 2002 Author Share Posted August 10, 2002 I have friends all over the place that send me email jokes, most are not that funny, but I post the ones that are realy good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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