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22 hours ago, zCommander said:

This is why all those women under 4'6" need to date the short kings that are still a foot taller than them and leave the 6'+ guys for women of normal height.

2 hours ago, Ball Security said:

Police kick in his door and shoot him because he’s holding a gun.

 

1 hour ago, Larry said:

 

 

I believe in cutting the cops a lot of slack, when the person who got shot actually has a gun.  

  

And this is the ultimate irony. As long as the cops have qualified immunity, we lowly citizens don't actually have any rights worth a damn. I have gotten so very tired of arguing with the ammosexual friends/family in my life about how you can't really have a right to own and/or carry firearms for safety if any cops can immediately shoot you dead because they see a gun on you. Especially in cases where cops go to the wrong damn house in the middle of the night and break in unannounced (you know, like a thief would) and get to murder the occupant without consequence because, well, they had a gun! What were the police supposed to do? This lowly citizen dared to draw a weapon on officers that made one of the most egregious errors they could possibly make. Didn't they know that, as a (usually) completely surprised and half-asleep victim who is just trying to defend themselves from surprised, armed invaders is supposed to have more self-control and discipline in chaotic situations than the (allegedly) trained police officers who completely ****ed up in the first place? But hey, look at the bright side, if a few years down the road a jury finds out that the police acted inappropriately, then your remaining family members might get to bankrupt your local town in a settlement while the officers involved get off with a mere paid vacation most times.

But hey, just because police officers are basically impossible to fire, damn near impossible to prosecute for breaking the law they're supposed to uphold, and can put you in jail for 3 days for bull**** reasons and never even have to charge you (but you did hurt their feelings, so think about that next time you encounter one), and are caught on camera (don't get them started on you being allowed to film them!) constantly planting evidence is no reason to not reflexively assume that they're always the good guys making the correct decision to execute somebody on behalf of the state.

Or maybe we just stop hiring Ned and Jimbo as police officers.

17 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

This is dildos. There’s nothing weird about China, other than the Michigan State avatar.

Exactly! Nothing else weird about China at all! Now I need you all to look somewhere else while I put a blanket over this "Sex with Animals" thread that has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere and was started by no-one. 😬

17 hours ago, dunfer said:

This thread title thats lasted 18 pages

19 pages now.

On 5/3/2024 at 7:46 PM, TradeTheBeal! said:

Sadness unlimited.

 

 

12 hours ago, China said:

A real company:

 

Wet Pants Denim

 

Their product:

 

 

 

Somebody owes Tim Robinson and the writers of I Think You Should Leave royalties for stealing their Calico Cut Pants sketch idea 

40 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

I legit jus want this person's feeling hurt as much as possible...if I'm taking it too far, please say so and I'll log off for the night:

Boo. That is all.

9 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Bottom of the 3rd 2 outs; did Santander pull up intentionally and goad the guy into trying home? Or did we just get real lucky?

So I'm in right field and couldn't really see that well. Looked like it should have been fan interference and a double, but I'm at a bad angle

Go O's! Ignore my buddy in Pirate's gear, he bought the tickets as my B-day present so I let him come.

7 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

Well the good news for Kyle is that with scores that low he could still easily become a cop. He just has to hope that score doesn't make him TOO smart for most police forces.

4 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

You gonna say that to the Chief amongst us?  I double-dog dare you. 

2 minutes ago, mcsluggo said:

 

a double dog...?  

 

that DOES sound naughty!   

 

 

 

.......... and not at all gay....  😕 

8 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

My dad was a Methodist minister since before I was born.  Imagine what happened when I hit the USN. 

I mean, according to the stereotypes, the Navy is where all the homosexual men go, right? So in theory you'd be a virgin for your entire time serving. What's the problem?

13 hours ago, China said:

AZ Republican: Only 'Promiscuous' Women Need Contraception

 

“Like I said, Bayer Company invented aspirin. Put it between your knees,” he said, implying that, if women hold aspirin between their legs, they won’t be able to have sex and risk pregnancy.

 

Click on the link for the full article

I heard this all the time growing up in a conservative and religious setting. As I get older, it becomes so funny and sad to hear people say this, because all I can hear is "I'm bad a sex and have only ever done missionary in my life." No wonder they're so cranky.

28 minutes ago, Destino said:

Was it the Houthis? Can we drop an EMP on the Houthis, if it was the Houthis?

15 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said:

 

Controversial and very calloused opinion incoming:

While I feel for normal people who are caught in the middle of this, and I know not every Red State is 100% Republicans and lots of people get caught and hurt by this kind of bull****, I think it's kind of hilarious that any of these "Life being at conception!" Christofacists are about to be hoisted by their own petards. I deeply wish those people would not be allowed any kind of fertility treatment, after all if you have to use *shudder* science and technology *gasp!" to get pregnant, then maybe that's just God telling you that you're not supposed to have a kid and spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars to spit in the face of God should not be allowed when there are about to be plenty of precious souls saved by your anti-abortion laws that now need homes. Maybe God wants you to adopt one or two of those precious babies your laws just saved and are now plentifully available instead of spending that kind of money on trying to fool nature into giving you your own offspring when clearly your genetics just suck and your bloodline deserves to end?

Yeah, I know. There are a LOT more people who are going to suffer than this small group of idiots, and most of them will never face any repercussions for this, but sometimes when these situation happen, all you can do is take a little schadenfreude at the ones whose faces are getting eaten by the leopards they voted for.

12 hours ago, China said:

How has the Florida Surgeon General not been removed from office yet.  Surely he's broken his Hippocratic Oath.

Republicans don't govern by laws, only vibes. And this guy's vibes? They're spot on.

10 hours ago, Cooked Crack said:

 

How they going to check?

 

wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl!!!!

4 hours ago, Koolblue13 said:

What a fun thread. I can't believe I've seen a squirrel reference and strawberry milk and a mop in two days. What next? What to do in a hotel room?

Is Carlos Rodgers deteriorating and should be let go? If you get bored with that debate, we can just talk about sandwiches.

1 hour ago, Larry said:

 

Proposed amendment:

 

... and the men who knocked them up. 

No, see, you misunderstand. The point is for these politicians to be able to publicly slut-shame their mistresses (or use this to "encourage" them to use birth control properly so they don't have to be bothered worrying about it) without getting their own names dragged through the mud. In fact, you may have just reminded them to add the addendum to protect the names of the poor, innocent men who had nothing to do with these evil Jezebels murdering these men's unwanted offspring.

3 minutes ago, China said:

 

 

Can you imagine all the outrage over rigged elections and deep state conspiracies?  It would be glorious.

I've spent several years in the Game Day threads, so I think I can picture it.

8 hours ago, tshile said:

Aw but I really want to see Texas turn blue

 

just for one election cycle 

 

the Fox News outrage will be must watch if it happens 

Oh man, I would love to see the Republicans' opinion on the EC change if they lose Texas even once.

"Luckily, both cops missed every shot."

I just....I don't have words. I'm glad they didn't kill the guy who wasn't shooting at them, but holy ****. "Cops fire blindly, empty their entire clips, not a single bullet hits the target they were allegedly aiming at" is a positive headline. Good thing that bullets fired by police just ****ing disappear into thin air once the target is missed. Thank God it was just an acorn and not a Walnut or the entire town might have been bombed like Philly in the 80s.

The Pirates' home opener is against the O's. Got me some tickets to one of the games so I can be there in person to cheer them on to ruin Pittsburgh's season early.

5 hours ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

This is honored GOP tradition at this point.

 

 

When are we finally going to get a congress member with some culture who filibusters by reading the script of The Bee Movie or Shrek into the Congressional record?