At least he didn't say I have to stop off and take a Jeremy, bwhhaaa.
Good clean Joke,
Blind woman has three sons and they want to take care of her in anyway they can, John the youngest and richest buys her a big house, Steve the middle boy buys her furniture for her house and Jeremy the oldest with a family to raise of his own buys her a Parrot that can recite the bible as she can no longer read.
Well to thank them she has them over for dinner one night. She goes on and on about the house and then the new furniture, she thens boast about Jeremy and the wonderful chicken that were all enjoying tonight.