Dallsux

Oh, BTW, **** the cowboys.

I effin hate bandwagon Cowturd fans.

Aaaww, look. The Special Ed class at the rodeo.

:dallasuck

:rotflmao:

Arrested for the 2nd time on the same charge.

Of course, his first arrest was in West Virginia, from where he fled those charges.

with the same horse?

It's not uncommon because there are just too many @$%^%^$ Cowboy fans!

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! :hysterical::dallasuck

Went to Puerto Rico for a week & came back last night with a group of friends. One of them is a Cowboys fan. Started talking to the pilot who is also a Cowboys fan. So the whole flight back...

Captain: "Welcome everyone, & a very special welcome to all the Dallas Cowboys fans aboard Flight blah blah blah..."

Everytime he got on the PA, he would say something like that...

Captain: Thank you for lying American Airlines, the Official airlines of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys."

:puke::puke::puke:

As I got off the plane & walked past the ****pit, I yelled "EFF DALLAS! GO REDSKINS!!!"

followed by an "Oh my" by the flight attendant. LOL

Stophovr6, that Obama one is hilarious. Love it. :thumbsup:

I want one.

LOL. I'm using that in another thread....I love it.

:rotflmao: at the "**** bricks" one. HIL-AR-IOUS! :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_RXCgtKIg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGZWsCapX4&feature=related

:rotflmao:

:doh: I'm liking these "fail blog" ones....hilarious.

Magic + Knife = Fail

Found this while watching the one you posted.

rdsknbill, that building reminds me of this one:

Yours has a bit of a wandering eye, though.

**** Dallas! **** Dallas! :dallasuck **** Dallas! **** Dallas!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No Mo TO! **** you Cowpukes!

Just wanted to poke my head in & say, "**** Dallas, **** the Cowboys, **** their inbred fans, **** their city, **** 'em!"

**** Dallas!

**** Dallas!

Today, coming out of Tysons, I was going into the parking garage from the Macy's Mall entrance & the first car in the parking lot I come to is this little green Saturn...with a Cowboys license plate guard. So, being in a frisky mood, I pretended to unzip my pants & pee on the car. All of a sudden, I hear from behind me, "HEY! THAT'S MY CAR!" & this hot chick on the phone is coming towards me. Needless to say, I found this rather funny. I told her that I was joking & never did anything to her car & she mumbled something on the phone about me being a jerk & blah blah. Fair enough. Then she says something about calling Security. Hahaha. So, as we get to the car ( I rode in with a friend), I turn to her a say "That's why I be like **** DALLAS!!!" She didn't call security & we left without any other incident. But we were laughing hysterically about it on the way home.

:dallasuck

A what?

A shrubbery! But first they must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiith....a herring.

There are so many things wrong there, I don't even know where to begin...

Aww. Cute nonetheless.

That is hilarious! :laugh:

That is hilarious! I love that movie.

:rotflmao: that's fantastic!

Actually, I'm pretty sure ass doesn't get blocked, so azz should be OK.

Yup, I'm right :laugh:

I should hope so. Otherwise, I don't think I'd be allowed to post anymore. :paranoid:

Sometimes I like a lighter topic.

I do think its important though...I really do hate the all-white look. If we are gonna wear white pants we should pull the burgandy jerseys out of hiding. Contrast is the key...

Funny thing...I don't like the burg. jerseys with the white pants. I do like the white on white uni's, but they were definately starting to get old. I know I'm late to this party, but I am glad that they brought the burg. pants back this past week.

BTW, I didn't vote because I don't agree with any of the options.

HAWT.

:thumbsup: agreed! :yikes: