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rdsknbill

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  1. China's problem with the Easter Bunny was figured out when this photo of one of his closest "friends" was put on the net

    ~~edited to comply with forum rules~~banning freely available

    Forum rules? It's the easter bunny. This picture was posted on here last year around Easter (By me) and no one said a word.

    Please PM Me and let me know which trigger happy Mod took this down

  2. It would be funny if a young child wouldn't have gotten killed in that incident (there was a Ford Explorer that had the rear end of it run over by this jet.). This happened at Midway airport in Chicago. I used to fly in and out of that airport a couple of times a year

  3. Terrorism Preparedness Guide

    The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

    The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

    expl_vis_dont_run.gif

    If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

    expl_vis_shout.gif

    If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

    expl_vis_open_door.gif

    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

    bio_vis_substance.gif

    If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

    expl_vis_flashlight.gif

    Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

    vis_chem_wash.gifThe proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

    expl_vis_cover_nose.gif

    Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

    vis_chem_area.gif

    Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

    expl_vis_closed_door.gif

    If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

    expl_vis_table.gif

    If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued.

    vis_rad_time3.gif

    Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

    nuc_vis_building.gif

    After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

    vis_high_windows.gif

    If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

    Classic. those are great

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

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