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An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and

went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "You've been a good man and

your motorcycles have changed the world and given pleasure to many; therefore,

as your reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to

hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to


The Engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" God

said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. Finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for

the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer,

"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

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