Zhouse Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong? -Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake -Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence -Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty -God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it -Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it -Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough -Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations -Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles -Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/the_cowboys_collapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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