Catullus Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com Personal favourites: "The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children." "It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait." Honorable mention in the "I wish I was M.S.S." category goes to Mohsen Khalil, Iraq's Ambassador to the Arab League for this beauty: "Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities." Wonderful stuff :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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