Blondie Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. :stick: 3. When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid. :jump: 4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. :cuss: 6. When you are confused, I will use little words to explain. :geek: 7. When you are sick, .stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.:doh: 8. When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. :rotflmao: This is my oath,I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. Your friend, Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Which body are you going to help me move, Really Good Friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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