PigskinPhat Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 "Coulda" "Woulda" "Shoulda!" If NFL freaking films decides to make their freaking 2007 version of the freaking skins yearbook, this should be the title. Another win down in the loss silo! Just when you thought we'd steal a victory from the jaws of defeat, we feed the **** the W. One week it's the offense, next week it's the defense. Let's review the season shall we... Game 1: Miami... close game against a winless team. Nuff said! Next!!! Missing: Offense Game 2: Philly...Okay! This is where the season changes! Jason Campbell gets the McNabb virus. Somehow, the aimless virus transferred from McNabb to Campbell. McNabb was in the Campbell soup commercial, Jason's last name is Campbell! Conspiracy theory? I think not! Jason starts losing it here on out! This does our season in. Missing: Offense Game 3: We blow a double-digit lead at the half and the Giants turn their season around and in the process inadvertently extends Coughlin's tenure. Yay for us. That's advantage Redskins in my book, but we sacrificed a win. Missing: Offense and Defense Goat: The unis...we looked like the Pack, however, at the rate they are playing, it just might not be a bad idea! And the 2nd half Offense and Defense Game 4: Our piece de resistance of the season. Our SuperBowl over a team that we own at home. If we fielded the Redskinettes, we'd still blowout the Lions and stwasm will be on Sportcenter Goat: the beerman for not going to our aisle enough! Game 5: The Packers. The Packers might've as well apologized for winning that game. The Skins did everything but wrap it with a bow with all the drops and the gift to Woodson. Missing: Offense Goat: Moss Game 6: You know what?...I don't remember this game. Missing: Me Goat: My neighbor for backing over my dish tower. Game 7: After each Patriots score, I would think to myself...This is it! This is when the Skins turn it on!!! Then the game was over. Missing: Offense and Defense Goat: Guts out, we fought our supersmart...(If put Mark out there and poseted about how odious he was it would have been more beneficial) Game 8: The Jets! I could've sworn that was John Elway leading the Jets to a 4th Quarter winning drive. Missing: Offense and Defense Goat: Gregg Game 9: McNabb rejuvenated! Missing: Offense and Defense Goat: The eagles and the field are both green! Game 10: Owens life flashed before my eyes! Missing: Defense What's the point of my post? Just like the season... IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE!!! ...and just maybe, Joe Gibbs says "to heck with it" and passes on every down and Gregg Williams says "to heck with it" and blitzes on every down maybe we'll make the playoffs!!! You might ass well!!!!! Bitter? Do I sound bitter? Na, that's just the alcohol typing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In JC We Trust Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Wait, I know what the reason behind this post was; we do have some of the dumbest fans in the nfl!!! Awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJackson Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 True x 10. Funny, but the script seems applicable to any one of many recent seasons. The pain train rolls on. Is it 2008 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoBoCTiberius Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 The game you forgot was the Cards, and the Jets didn't win, so your post there is confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emor09 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 this is probably what a dolphins message board is like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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