Sarge Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Something else to sell from my new business, EcoSarge. Although I guess I'll have to go a step further and sell bio-degradable condoms http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=d81c6fbf-8575-45c0-9274-c24f8f536910&k=27670 Pleasure the planet ... but please don't smoke after or Planet-friendly love-making will make others green with envy or - - - You've heard of green cars, green tourism and green weddings. Now Canadians should ready themselves for green sex. For those who like to make love to the soundtrack of the global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth, Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for "getting it on for the good of the planet," suggesting "you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet." TreeHugger, an online magazine edited by Ontario's Michael Graham Richard, has just published a guide on "how to green your sex life." The famed adult store Good Vibrations announced last week they would no longer sell sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike. And throughout Canada and the U.S., people who want to pleasure the planet can now buy everything from bamboo bed sheets to organic lubricant and "eco-undies." "Green living is getting sexy," says Jacob Gordon, author of TreeHugger.com's recent green guide for the bedroom. "Even a year ago, people wouldn't have been nearly as receptive to this kind of thing. ... But, as the importance of living green gains traction in our culture, people are willing to take things like that a lot more seriously." Most environmentalists will agree the mainstream success of the Al Gore vehicle An Inconvenient Truth has helped give climate change the pop-culture sheen it's currently enjoying. Indeed, global warming is a cause to which everyone from Diesel apparel to Vanity Fair magazine and Starbucks are pinning their marketing efforts. And if shopping to save the planet is trendy, having sex to clear your conscience is at the cutting edge. "It feels like people are just waking up to the fact the planet is suffering under our uses of it," says Rebecca Denk, business manager for the adult toy store Babeland. The U.S. company, which sells to Canadians via Babeland.com, just introduced an "Eco-Sexy Kit" featuring a phthalate-free vibrator, soy massage candle, a natural lubricant with no animal-testing or derivatives, and condoms. "We have to look at every piece of our lives, including our sexuality, and ask: How is this healthy for me, and how is this healthy for the planet?" says Denk. "Hopefully, we're all becoming better global citizens." Other ways of "greenwashing" the bedroom, as outlined by TreeHugger and Greenpeace, include turning out the lights, not buying PVC or vinyl accoutrements, ensuring S&M paddles are made from sustainably harvested timber, using organic massage oils, showering together, using bamboo bed sheets (they come from a rapidly renewable resource and are said to be "super sexy"), and wearing lingerie made with renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta) and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle, Peau Ethique). Gordon notes there's even an eco-friendly adult website dedicated to naked vegetarians, appropriately called Veg Porn. Camille Labchuk, speaking on behalf of the Green Party of Canada, gives the movement two green thumbs-up. "The general concern for trying to live lightly on our planet has transferred into all areas of people's lives," says Labchuk, the Green party's press secretary. "So, even though what goes on in our bedrooms as a nation is somewhat hidden, we know that's somewhere people want to green-up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertGoulet Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Bamboo bed sheets???? What about those poor starving panda bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 Bamboo bed sheets???? What about those poor starving panda bears? **** them. They emit CO2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I support the environment. That's why I only get it on with trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I support the environment. That's why I only get it on with trees. Those holes ain't only for extracting maple syrup. :hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyShoo Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Those holes ain't only for extracting maple syrup. :hump::high5: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I have got to get in on this Global Warming paranoia. There's billions to be made and the publicity is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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