Brave Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 "In the Heart" A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Is there a proctologist in the house?!?! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted November 13, 2002 Author Share Posted November 13, 2002 "The Wrong Technique" "I can never fool my wife when I some home late," George complained. "I turn off the car's engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and screams at me for being out so late." "You got the wrong technique, buddy," his friend replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on her butt and say, 'How about a little?' She always pretends to be asleep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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