Mark The Homer Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Champagne flows from the "water" fountains. Cheerleaders bring you Hors’ douvres, caviar, and buffalo wings that aren't greasy. Beer is free, and served in special mugs that never lose their frost. Dan Snyder stops by at halftime to make sure you are comfortable and to see if you have any suggestions for making the Redskins a better team.The chairs have built-in massagers, but if you prefer, one of the Hooters girls can stop by for a bit to help drain that tension. When the game is over, and all the riff-raff have gone, the players have golf-cart races around the field. Those who want to can bet on the races. The champagne, caviar, greaseless buffalo wings and frosty beer continue to flow like like a mountain stream during spring thaw. LMFAO Sign me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledbottumz Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 it's like warm apple pie.... mmmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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