Boots

In a reflection of just how bad the season has gotten, this little joke was told by my pastor right before his sermon today.

A judge in family court, has a young boy on the stand. The judge asks the boy, "After spending time with your foster parents, would you like to go back and live with your parents?"

The boy answers, "No, they will beat me!"

"Would you like to go live with your grandparents?"

"NO, they will also beat me"

"Would you like to stay and live with your foster parents?"

"NO. they also beat me"

The judge, getting a little frustrated with the boy then asks, "Well then, where would you like to live?"

The boy answers, "I would like to go live with the Washington Redskins, they don't beat anybody."

:doh:

It got a lot of laughs, a lot of groans, but I thought it was telling of how people see the skins.

OK big mike that was NASTY!! funny, but nasty.

I like how the one guy is trying to hose down several hundred pounds of whale guts with a trickle from a garden hose. WTF?!?

did you ever find out who "that girl" was?

You're right dfitzo. I had to read it several times, but that sentence by itself could be taken the wrong way.

OK. Jumbo is a Mod. Boots is well..... boots.

It just really bothers me when you feel that you have to shove your moral fiber down everyone's throat. Your a Pastor, I get it. Why is it that the uber-religious are some of the most judgemental people on the planet?

And please show me when I "continually" single you out.

Hey! I'm not here to judge anybody. I was just saying that comparing a child that looks like she might have downs to a pig is in poor taste. Beyond that, if I were the parent of a child with downs, I'd probably be pretty pissed off! Anyway, back to the funny.

Gracelander, totally not funny!!!

You Fail.

Somebody with mad photoshop skills could make some kind of "Sopranos" alteration to that photo and make it really special. hint hint nod nod!

Gracelander, best sig ever! that shot of Mr. Jones reacting after the failed onside kick should be put on the redskins home page.

wait for it...........................wait for it

O........................M.......................G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yikes:

TK, that was disturbing. One that anybody would watch it, and two that somebody took all that time to produce it.

Great stuff Dan:applause: !

The T-Zone...."T for Throat, T for Taste" Damn we've come a long way. :doh:

"T for tracheotomy"

Did a wave hit the UPS truck? The front fell off. Somebody tow it out of the ****ing environment!

that's very unusual... they are very strong trucks!

LOL...I thought I was watching Monty Python for a second.

it has to be a monty python bit...it just has to be!:laugh:

she has very nice "eyes"

She has eyes?!? Who knew???

"Dirty Dicks" weird name, great seafood. We vacation down in the outerbanks every year, and look forward to getting crabs and other stuff from there every year.

oh sorry,its 5662

but post 5662 wasn't even funny. Don't waste your time looking for it.:doh:

This isn't rocket surgery.

I LOL'd

lets see... cheap beer, and torso of fatty standing on cheep beer....no def not the best pic on the net.

Damn england. three red x's in a row. is it you or me because I'm behind a firewall?

did someone say milk? let's upgrade that to Strawberry milk, and because i'm nice, i'll throw in a mop to go with it.

Poor KB, will he ever hear the end of this?

This guy looks like he's about to rip someones head off. Steiroids are a dangerous thing.

I'm not a total tool, I know that's not a real pic. But, most of the pics in this thread are an atempt at some sort of humor, of which I found none in that pic. Just say'in.

yeah, I could do without the baby one.

which one? the Santa one or the Jenefer Hewitt one?

This one cracks me up!

Why would someone getting seriously injured crack you up?

Ellis, thats one disturbing video!