JOEplusTALENTequalsRINGS

"Someone once said that there was a hole in the roof of texas stadium so God could watch the cowboys play.....and now the police, swat, and pacman's bodyguards can sit up there and keep an eye on things, too!" "Hi kids, do you like violence? Like after a cowgirl spots 21 out the corner of his eyelids? Romo's dead weight, tryin to get his head straight, but i cant figure out which singer he wants to impregnate." "I'm sure the cowgirl players count their blessings every night that sean wont be out there re-arranging their spines, but i wonder if they realize he is inside every redskins fan and every player wearing that burgundy and gold, i would hate to be in their shoes, and i will be praying for them." -Mike Kirwan