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Someone should impeach the Wizards defense.

Is Montez Sweat even still on the team?  Or did he switch careers to become a full time Old Spice pitchman when i wasn't looking?

10 minutes ago, RichmondRedskin88 said:

I’m a diehard DC fan and I don’t think I can pony that up even a once in lifetime experience ... Maybe if I got connections to get it a bit cheaper but otherwise really no chance. 

How much are the nose bleeds going for?

Latest models show a giant, pre-historic Trilobite devouring Florida.

For those who missed it, here’s a replay of the Soto injury: 

And a finger and a thumb in the shape of an “L” on your forehead is in the books!

In my best Steven Wright: 

"What do you mean he killed himself?  Wasn't he on 24 hour suicide watch?"

(scoffs) "Not in a row"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bull stops to take selife before goring idiot lawyer at the running of the bulls. <a href="https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL">https://t.co/g4tCxa6phL</a> <a href="https://t.co/ESGaK7r9Gz">pic.twitter.com/ESGaK7r9Gz</a></p>&mdash; I wanna be sedated (@The_Squibb) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Squibb/status/1148594442787532801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Ok, obviously I don't know how to embeed tweets into this thing. 

Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man...that he didn't, didn't already have. 

Early Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, circa 1855.

Biggest changes in the 2019 edition:

- different pose,

- slightly different swim cap,

- ecstasy snorted before rather than during photo shoot.

A comment to all the parents out there paying hundreds of thousands in bribe money to get their kids into "elite" party schools...

In any sense, it appears USC's reputation as the "University of Spoiled Children" is still firmly intact.

Trump negotiating for the wall, actual footage:

SOURCES: Ann Coutler warns if Trump doesn't keep his campaign promises, she will return to a life of stealing skin for Shel Silverstein.

17 hours ago, DogofWar1 said:

 

 

Looking for the "work along" payment option at my grocery store's self checkout kiosk like...

55 minutes ago, visionary said:

It’s not like there's Republicans in [checks notes] Florida....

 

Wilbur Ross: "I don't understand why everyone isn't just using their private planes?"

Can someone just photoshop that kid wearing a pink ***** hat instead of a red maga hat so everyone can feel better and go about their business? Thanks in advance.

On ‎1‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 12:10 PM, twa said:

you only live once they said

 

Just in: Judge overseeing the divorce of Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos to decide who gets custody of Amazon's warehouse employees...